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baby elephants are so CUTE
i literally do not care at all that this ruins my aesthetics or whatever. elephants are so fucking great. jesus fucking christ i love them so much, i don’t have enough swear words in my vocabulary for it.
it never occurred to me that some people actually “gradually stir in” their pasta
Yeah?? What do you do with yours???
dump it all in the pot at once like the spaghetti goblin I am
I know—better than anyone—that once someone’s made up their mind to leave you, there’s nothing you can do to make them stay.





